A seemingly innocuous photo of wife Emma preparing dinner became a sourc...
'It's not the size of the lemons but the length of the cucumber!' Peter Andre sends fans wild with phallic shaped fruit and veg as he shares a cheeky snap of wife Emily cooking dinner A seemingly innocuous photo of wife Emma preparing dinner became a source of hilarity for Peter Andre’s Instagram followers on Sunday afternoon. The Australian singer, 44, added to his social media presence by sharing a shot of his doctor wife earnestly peeling carrots for a slap-up traditional roast in the kitchen of their family home. But a strategically placed cucumber and two lemons, arranged in a phallic position on the work-surface, prompted a flurry of comments from his loyal fan-base. 'It's not the size of the lemons but the length of the cucumber!' Joked one,. ‘Lol love it bit of sense of humour the position of lemons n cucumber (sic),’ another commented, while another simply added: ‘Naughty.’ Another joked: ‘Your cucumber is pretty impressive as well.’ Elsewhere...